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Dog Property Laws

 
 
If I decide I like it, it's mine.
If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
If I had it a while ago, it's mine.
If it looks like mine, it's mine.
If I can take it off you, it's mine.
If it's mine, it can never be yours.
If you have it and put it down, it's now mine.
If I see it first, it's mine.
If I've slobbered on it, it's mine.
If it used to belong to you, get over it.  It's now mine.
If it's broken, it's yours.